listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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