While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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