i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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