Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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