I just saw a hot homeless man
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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