Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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