i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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