The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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