no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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