Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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