I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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