THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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