Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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