This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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