At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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