i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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