Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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