I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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