I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize