so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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