did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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