butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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