Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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