I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My pussy is not your playground.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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