belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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