have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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