you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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