either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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