..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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