I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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