NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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