so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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