Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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