fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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