you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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