last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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