Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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