so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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