Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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