First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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