Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So squirting runs in the family.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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