Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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