this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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