Sponge bath it is.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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