bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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