Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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