so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was like eating out sand paper
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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