I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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