Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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