you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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